urbandictionary.com

March 6, 2009 | 3:38 AM

Instructions
Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

Hahaa.. it is indeed hilarious. They've asked only for the first definition, but Ive put the first two if both are freaking funny. =)

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1. YOUR NAME: Velda

1) A god like being with immense technical knowledge.

Only Velda could know so much about technology.

2) A wonderful drink of milk that is best drunk on the beach. Velda is the best milk in the world

Joey and matt love to drink Velda while walking down Crecent beach

3) The embodiment of complexity: both creative and destructive.

Velda, like Keats, understands the fall of a sparrow.


2. Age? 21

1) The age at which one is finally considered human.

2) The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."


3. One of your friends? Andre

1) A wine for which you can get the most bang for your buck. College girls love Extra Dry and Brut at 7 dollars a pop. It's perfect for New Years, Greek functions, cheap mimosas, bubbly toasts and when you want to look like an Alkie Stepford Wife. It's fun to share but its even more fun to drink the whole thing yourself.

I got 5 bottles of bubbly for less than $40 for this weekend - Thanks Andre!

2) A sexy Colombian/Puerto Rican teen. Has a twin and loves art. Andre loves red and sheep. Hes the sexiest creature alive on this planet. Many know him as "Sexy" or "Spaz". His birthdate is July 13, 1992.

Beware of Andre, ladies. He's a shmexybeast!

Oh. & HIS BEST FRIEND IS GLORY.
Omg did u see Andre? He is like the finest thing EVER!

Omg look at Andre, he's so sexy the way he walks and gives all the ladies that "look".

Dammmn.. I think I'm gay now, just looking at that fine human being named Andre.


4. What should you be doing? sleeping

1) To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.


5. Favorite colour? Red (for now)

1) Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


6. Favorite number? 7

1)The fiercest digit known to man.

7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. Ha


7. Month of your birthday? December

1) The month in which the hottest women are born.

That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.


8. Last person you talked to? Ashley

1) A bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody

that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her


9. One of your nicknames? Velcro

1) (noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.

"Dude, you're giving me Velcro, back off a little!"

"I feel something tickling my arm.... oh shit, it's Velcro"


hilarious. a post on the linguistics symposium due soon =) we have new idols!

velda.

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